- my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
- me: actually its 10:58
when you’re one of the skinny bitches in the club and Anaconda comes on but you don’t give a fuck
oh you wanna date me? well get in line
I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it
I have failed
YES THANK YOU FRIEND YOURE A LIFESAVER
- person: do you have tumblr?
- me: yes
- person: whats your url?
- me: no