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  • my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
  • me: actually its 10:58

serfborts:

when you’re one of the skinny bitches in the club and Anaconda comes on but you don’t give a fuck

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detective-sundancer:

sagalibratic:

detective-sundancer:

worths:

oh you wanna date me? well get in line

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I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it

I have failed

u rang

YES THANK YOU FRIEND YOURE A LIFESAVER

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  • person: do you have tumblr?
  • me: yes
  • person: whats your url?
  • me: no